I'll consider myself lucky..

.... if I still have a husband by the end of the week!

For those of you who think that Tim is NOT patient...

I am a MESS!! Seriously I think having kids makes you loose your mind! I only have one child.. I only work 16 hours a week and you would think that I could get things right, right? Well today I find out that I just paid almost $700 extra on our house payment for this month. I signed up for automatic bill pay (where they take it directly out of your account.. ) today Tim looked at his bank account and was a little curious as to why we're giving the mortgage company an extra $660. Come to find out.. his brilliant wife typed in $660 in the extra principle amount box, therefore, its not the mortgage company's fault.. its mine!!! Seriously, what the??? Luckily they can send us a refund on it (thats probably the only reason I'm still alive!) Then the only payment I don't have on automatic bill pay, my cell phone.. yep forgot to pay that one! Don't worry though, I caught it in time so you can still call me :) Yeah.. I've lost it!

So you're probably thinking that forgetting to pay the bills or paying hundreds extra isn't so bad, right? Well, I, being so brilliant decide that I need to get Tim GOOD for April Fools day.. all of the ladies at work have good ones for their husbands, faking pregnancies etc. So I had a major brainstorm session and decided that taking his derby car out of our backyard would be SUPER AWESOME! If any of you know Tim, you know that his derby cars are his most prized possessions, somedays I think he would probably pick them over his wife (today being one of them).. anyway, so I call my dad and talk him into towing the car to someone elses house for the day, well Colter thought it would be even funnier to take it to Sterlings house. So they did! Then I posted the car on KSL to pretend like someone had stollen it and was trying to sell it. (Tim checks KSL for derby cars probably three times a day) Sorry, this is getting really long- to make a long story short.. Sterling called Tim, Tim called me.. then Sterling hid Tims derby car from the both of us, and now we don't have a derby car in the back yard.. and its not April Fools day anymore! Tim hasn't told me just how frustrated he is with me... yet. But I'm sure if I continue this behavior, he's gonna do something about it!! ha ha :) What an amazing patient man! Sorry for this week babe.. I'll make it up to you!!